1 00:00:38,789 --> 00:00:45,838 In 1945 the United States dropped the first atomic bomb on Hiroshima 2 00:00:47,631 --> 00:00:53,262 In 1964 America became involved in the Vietnam War 3 00:00:54,096 --> 00:01:00,061 In 1976 America launched the first space shuttle 4 00:01:00,227 --> 00:01:03,022 and brought it back to Earth successfully 5 00:01:03,272 --> 00:01:07,443 In 1983 Britain went to war with Argentina over the Falkland Islands 6 00:01:07,610 --> 00:01:11,030 unleashing the horror of missile warfare 7 00:01:12,615 --> 00:01:15,993 However, none of these has anything to do with the story that follows 8 00:02:09,797 --> 00:02:10,965 Hey! 9 00:02:26,021 --> 00:02:27,857 Give me a hand. 10 00:02:28,399 --> 00:02:29,692 Morning Brother. 11 00:02:32,528 --> 00:02:35,156 I cook breakfast every Wednesday morning, 12 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:36,907 but it'll be your job from tomorrow, 13 00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:39,201 so you better find out what they like. 14 00:02:39,368 --> 00:02:41,078 Know what I mean? 15 00:02:41,245 --> 00:02:42,329 What about drinks? 16 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:45,207 They all like Pepsi Cola! Here. 17 00:02:48,878 --> 00:02:51,172 - Good morning. - Morning. 18 00:02:53,966 --> 00:02:55,885 Who wants to challenge me? 19 00:02:59,388 --> 00:03:00,890 We all will. 20 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:03,642 Yeah! Let's see how good you are. 21 00:03:03,893 --> 00:03:05,186 - Yeah. - Sure. 22 00:03:10,357 --> 00:03:11,984 Watch it! 23 00:03:14,904 --> 00:03:16,030 You're soaking me! 24 00:03:16,822 --> 00:03:19,742 Watch what you say in front of those guys, understand? 25 00:03:19,909 --> 00:03:21,493 I see what you mean now. 26 00:03:26,165 --> 00:03:27,583 - Did you hear the door? - Yeah. 27 00:03:27,750 --> 00:03:29,501 Open the door then! 28 00:03:34,423 --> 00:03:37,801 Hi, Barbara. Nice to see you. Come in. 29 00:03:39,762 --> 00:03:42,598 - Fellows look who's here. - Barbara, how are you? 30 00:03:42,765 --> 00:03:46,310 Breakfast? Aren't you ready yet? 31 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,604 - Ready for what? - Going to Pattaya! 32 00:03:48,771 --> 00:03:50,522 When I phoned I told you 33 00:03:50,689 --> 00:03:51,982 we're leaving one day earlier. 34 00:03:52,149 --> 00:03:56,111 - Phone call? - Sure, Herbert took the call. 35 00:03:58,614 --> 00:04:00,950 What? I didn't want you to go. 36 00:04:01,283 --> 00:04:04,286 I'm leaving tomorrow, so I want you to stay with me today. 37 00:04:05,204 --> 00:04:07,122 If you can get ready in five minutes 38 00:04:07,289 --> 00:04:09,250 maybe we can still make it. 39 00:04:11,252 --> 00:04:12,419 Wait for me! 40 00:04:13,295 --> 00:04:15,506 Barbara, See you soon? 41 00:04:18,092 --> 00:04:19,051 Easy. 42 00:04:26,141 --> 00:04:27,851 Hello, I'm your guide on this tour 43 00:04:28,018 --> 00:04:29,478 and my name is Larry! 44 00:04:29,728 --> 00:04:31,563 Nice to meet you. 45 00:04:31,730 --> 00:04:33,983 Thank you for joining our tour. 46 00:04:34,149 --> 00:04:35,985 Now we're going to Pattaya beach resort. 47 00:04:36,151 --> 00:04:39,405 We'll be arriving there in about two hours. 48 00:04:39,571 --> 00:04:42,950 Oh, no! Two hours before we get there?! 49 00:04:43,284 --> 00:04:46,787 So we'll have to put up with his gibberish for two hours. 50 00:04:46,954 --> 00:04:48,497 He's very boring! 51 00:04:48,664 --> 00:04:50,499 We can play games with you! 52 00:04:51,542 --> 00:04:54,670 Do you want to play hide-and-seek on this bus? 53 00:04:55,337 --> 00:04:56,672 Juveniles. 54 00:04:56,839 --> 00:04:59,425 Don't forget your bags! We get off here. 55 00:05:01,510 --> 00:05:03,512 Here we are. 56 00:05:04,555 --> 00:05:06,307 This way! 57 00:05:07,141 --> 00:05:08,684 - It's gorgeous! - Let's go swimming! 58 00:05:08,851 --> 00:05:09,518 Yeah! 59 00:05:09,685 --> 00:05:12,521 - Can you swim? - Over there, come on. 60 00:05:12,688 --> 00:05:15,482 - Swimming? Let's follow them! - Let's go. 61 00:05:21,238 --> 00:05:24,700 I'll put some cream on you. 62 00:05:24,867 --> 00:05:26,702 - Fast Buck. - Hi! 63 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:29,997 You can do it. 64 00:05:32,791 --> 00:05:33,876 Come on! 65 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:40,549 - Do they think I'm your girlfriend? - I guess so. 66 00:05:41,216 --> 00:05:43,344 Let me confess how I feel about you. 67 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:44,178 Rawhide told me... 68 00:05:44,345 --> 00:05:47,014 love is such a special emotion. 69 00:05:47,181 --> 00:05:48,599 Love is the ultimate feeling 70 00:05:48,766 --> 00:05:49,892 Fast Buck... 71 00:05:50,934 --> 00:05:52,728 I've never loved you 72 00:05:56,648 --> 00:05:58,317 and I never will. 73 00:05:58,942 --> 00:06:00,486 This is how I feel about you. 74 00:06:01,987 --> 00:06:05,741 Last time I wanted you... 75 00:06:05,908 --> 00:06:07,951 to come with me to save Muscles life. 76 00:06:08,494 --> 00:06:11,163 That was why I said I admired you a lot. 77 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:14,416 I am sorry for 78 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:17,461 giving you the wrong hint. 79 00:06:19,254 --> 00:06:21,215 I shouldn't have said those things to you. 80 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:25,010 I hope you can forgive me for this. 81 00:06:26,261 --> 00:06:28,097 Don't take it too hard. 82 00:06:28,597 --> 00:06:30,391 We can still be friends. 83 00:06:33,769 --> 00:06:34,686 Fast Buck? 84 00:06:51,203 --> 00:06:52,287 Hurry! 85 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:57,793 How do girls rate men 86 00:06:57,960 --> 00:06:59,545 who dig a tunnel to chat them up? 87 00:07:00,170 --> 00:07:03,966 We've made it! We're there, Come on, hurry! 88 00:07:04,466 --> 00:07:06,635 Are you sure we're going the right way? 89 00:07:06,802 --> 00:07:09,096 Of course! I can even feel 90 00:07:09,263 --> 00:07:10,472 their body heat through the sand! 91 00:07:10,639 --> 00:07:12,182 If it wasn't for you, I would've 92 00:07:12,349 --> 00:07:13,767 had them in my arms already. 93 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:14,977 Quiet! 94 00:07:15,144 --> 00:07:18,063 I'll keep quiet. Sorry! 95 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:37,291 I'll give all of you a taste of how I feel. 96 00:07:51,346 --> 00:07:53,348 Help! 97 00:07:53,891 --> 00:07:55,058 It's an earthquake. 98 00:07:55,225 --> 00:07:56,477 It's an earthquake! Why did it collapse? 99 00:07:59,021 --> 00:08:00,522 Sorry! 100 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:06,653 What are you doing? 101 00:08:08,906 --> 00:08:11,909 You fat louse you always ruin everything! 102 00:08:14,203 --> 00:08:16,997 Hi! Having a good time you big spenders? 103 00:08:17,623 --> 00:08:19,374 We aren't big spenders. 104 00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:21,793 I told the girls you're high rollers! 105 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:23,003 Why? 106 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:25,589 Those girls want to know about you. 107 00:08:25,756 --> 00:08:27,257 I told them you're rich businessmen. 108 00:08:27,716 --> 00:08:29,384 Yeah, you're right. We better be loaded. 109 00:08:29,551 --> 00:08:31,637 Well 110 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:33,222 What are you talking about? 111 00:08:33,388 --> 00:08:35,891 We must be rich to pay the bill! 112 00:08:36,058 --> 00:08:38,060 Shut up, you stupid boy. Put a sock in his mouth. 113 00:08:38,227 --> 00:08:39,603 Sandy 114 00:08:40,395 --> 00:08:42,189 Hi. Please sit down. 115 00:08:42,356 --> 00:08:44,942 We scored. 116 00:08:45,817 --> 00:08:46,652 What do you mean? 117 00:08:46,818 --> 00:08:50,572 The Dow-Jones rose and 118 00:08:50,739 --> 00:08:53,784 there's a new share issue so we scored. 119 00:08:53,951 --> 00:08:54,826 Did you make any money? 120 00:08:54,993 --> 00:08:56,411 No, we've got no shares. 121 00:08:56,578 --> 00:08:59,206 - Order food! - Right, order some. 122 00:08:59,373 --> 00:09:01,416 You get some, we've eaten already. 123 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:02,918 But the food here's no good. 124 00:09:03,085 --> 00:09:04,086 You might have had enough, 125 00:09:04,253 --> 00:09:05,379 but we haven't 126 00:09:05,546 --> 00:09:07,339 Order anything you like. 127 00:09:07,506 --> 00:09:10,592 The seafood's really good here. 128 00:09:15,639 --> 00:09:18,392 So that guy falls down. 129 00:09:28,777 --> 00:09:30,112 It's really funny. 130 00:09:30,279 --> 00:09:31,154 Miss, we... come on. 131 00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:33,115 Tell us more jokes. 132 00:09:33,282 --> 00:09:33,782 Are you sure? 133 00:09:33,949 --> 00:09:35,909 I really like your jokes. Come on. 134 00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:37,953 Okay, I'll continue. 135 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:40,122 Roundhead, I want a word with you first. 136 00:09:41,665 --> 00:09:43,792 Let me grope her when she laughs. 137 00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:52,551 Try this. A boy and his girlfriend are in the park one evening. 138 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:54,303 the boy looks very sad. 139 00:09:54,469 --> 00:09:55,512 The girl says, 140 00:09:55,679 --> 00:09:57,472 Why so sad? Let me make you happy. 141 00:09:57,639 --> 00:09:59,641 He replies how? 142 00:09:59,850 --> 00:10:01,351 She whispers with one hand 143 00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:03,979 I can make you extremely happy. 144 00:10:04,146 --> 00:10:06,648 He thinks a while and says no. 145 00:10:06,815 --> 00:10:08,609 So the girl says 146 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:11,153 maybe with both hands I can 147 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:12,738 make you forget your troubles. 148 00:10:12,904 --> 00:10:15,824 So the boy thinks again and says better not. 149 00:10:15,991 --> 00:10:17,909 So she says I'm sure I can make you happy 150 00:10:18,076 --> 00:10:19,620 with both hands 151 00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:22,414 and my tongue together. 152 00:10:22,581 --> 00:10:25,125 He can't say no to that and she goes like... 153 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:32,299 - You're hurting me. - So what! 154 00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:34,134 - Your turn now. - I can't tell jokes! 155 00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:36,345 You don't get off that easily. 156 00:10:36,511 --> 00:10:38,805 Come on, it's your turn to tell jokes. 157 00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:41,016 I want you to tell us a joke now! 158 00:10:41,183 --> 00:10:42,893 Okay, I'll try. 159 00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:46,021 There's a girl called Joan of Arc 160 00:10:46,188 --> 00:10:48,440 who disguises herself and goes to war. 161 00:10:48,774 --> 00:10:50,776 - That's it - It's not funny at all. 162 00:10:51,610 --> 00:10:53,403 Jokes are supposed to be funny. 163 00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:55,447 I don't know any! 164 00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:58,367 Come on, tell us a joke, or I'll break your legs. 165 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:03,205 He's crying, he can't tell jokes. 166 00:11:03,372 --> 00:11:04,456 Let me tell you a joke. 167 00:11:04,623 --> 00:11:05,791 Let's hear it, but remember 168 00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:08,085 it must be short and funny. 169 00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:10,462 This dumb guy goes on his first date 170 00:11:10,629 --> 00:11:12,381 and forgets his pants. 171 00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:16,718 I knew you were going to do that. 172 00:11:17,052 --> 00:11:18,637 Right, pay up, we're going. 173 00:11:18,804 --> 00:11:20,972 Let's go to the disco. 174 00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:24,851 No way! We know your game, you've been groping us all night 175 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:27,354 Dancing with you? Forget it. 176 00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:31,233 She's right. Thanks for the lobster, and the jokes. 177 00:11:31,775 --> 00:11:32,734 We better go. 178 00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:35,070 Yeah, while we're still friends. 179 00:11:37,572 --> 00:11:38,448 Don't leave just yet! 180 00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:40,033 Who's gonna pay the bill? 181 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:43,078 It's not my fault they left! 182 00:11:43,245 --> 00:11:44,371 It is your fault! I'll beat you up. 183 00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:46,081 - It's your fault - You deserve a beating up too. 184 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:49,292 Stop! Come back here! You little... 185 00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:50,085 Sir! 186 00:11:50,252 --> 00:11:51,712 Did you find the soothsayer? 187 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:54,548 Yes, sir. We'll meet you at 6am. 188 00:11:54,798 --> 00:11:55,424 Good! 189 00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:57,426 Your bill, sir. 190 00:11:57,759 --> 00:12:02,472 - He'll pay. That guy over there. - Thank you. 191 00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:16,194 This is it. You'll have to go in yourself. 192 00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:17,821 Who's gonna be my interpreter? 193 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:19,865 He speaks your language 194 00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:21,783 better than you. 195 00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:24,995 - So be careful with what you say. - Rubbish! 196 00:12:25,829 --> 00:12:29,249 - Good luck. - You wait here for me! 197 00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:32,085 - That depends. - Depends on what? 198 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,129 It'll depend on what happens. 199 00:12:34,296 --> 00:12:36,047 If he puts a curse on you 200 00:12:36,214 --> 00:12:38,175 you'll be bleeding non-stop 201 00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:40,010 and my boat will be gone. 202 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:56,985 Sir, your magic's great and I wish to learn. 203 00:12:57,152 --> 00:12:57,486 I... 204 00:12:57,652 --> 00:13:00,197 Cut it out. Cash first. 205 00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:08,997 It's foreign currency but it's just as good. 206 00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:12,167 All money is good, only men are bad 207 00:13:12,334 --> 00:13:14,586 but there is good or bad magic. 208 00:13:15,045 --> 00:13:19,007 Which one would you like to learn? 209 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:20,509 What's the difference? 210 00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:22,969 Good magic helps folks. 211 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:26,056 Bad magic's the opposite. 212 00:13:26,223 --> 00:13:29,559 - I'll learn bad magic, then. - Good. A wise choice. 213 00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:31,645 I'm fresh out of good magic. 214 00:13:32,229 --> 00:13:34,815 Tell me, why do you wanna learn magic? 215 00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:38,527 I'd say you would use it 216 00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:40,529 to pick up women. 217 00:13:40,695 --> 00:13:42,531 Right, and their money, too! 218 00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:44,741 At least you're honest. 219 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:49,996 I can tell just by looking at you. 220 00:13:54,543 --> 00:13:57,379 - But how do you know that? - This is what they say: 221 00:13:57,546 --> 00:14:00,924 "He who is blind is cunning, he who is deaf is evil." 222 00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:02,884 I don't fit in either of them 223 00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:05,720 I haven't finished..."He who is skinny is pretentious" 224 00:14:05,887 --> 00:14:08,306 "He who has long chin is randy"... 225 00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:10,183 So I'd say you are 226 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:13,645 a two-timing lecher. 227 00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:16,314 Since you're very keen 228 00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:18,400 I think you'll learn it very quickly. 229 00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:19,359 Okay. 230 00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:20,944 Shirt off. 231 00:14:21,111 --> 00:14:23,947 Compose your thoughts, cover your waist, 232 00:14:24,114 --> 00:14:26,867 keep your eyes to the front, and hold your breath. 233 00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:29,035 What? Stop breathing? 234 00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:32,080 Woman, get ready. 235 00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:58,481 Get up, it's over. 236 00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:03,445 - That was quick. - It's not like the old days now. 237 00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:07,115 Now, think of any woman that you desire, 238 00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:11,119 then stick the pin in the doll, say two hearts in one, 239 00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:13,246 and she'll give herself to you. 240 00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:17,459 Are you sure? Will it work? 241 00:15:17,626 --> 00:15:20,420 You can try it now. Woman! 242 00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:27,844 Two hearts in one... two hearts in one... 243 00:15:35,644 --> 00:15:37,979 Who were you thinking of? - You, of course. 244 00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:40,190 What? Are you gay? 245 00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:41,483 No way! 246 00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:42,859 I wanna see if it works! 247 00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:44,986 You mean you don't trust me? 248 00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:46,905 Not at first but I do now! 249 00:15:47,072 --> 00:15:49,824 I did it! 250 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,915 - What are they talking about? - Can you hear? 251 00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:00,669 Are you sure it works? 252 00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:03,254 Will it work on any woman? 253 00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:06,591 I'm not betting on it. You better not mess it up 254 00:16:06,758 --> 00:16:09,886 and I know how to chat up women better than you. 255 00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:11,554 I agree it could be a disaster. 256 00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:14,015 Bad magic is it foolproof? 257 00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:16,559 Shut up or I'll kill you! 258 00:16:17,686 --> 00:16:21,189 Forget about him just tell us how this works. 259 00:16:21,356 --> 00:16:24,693 I use the pin, say the words, and the woman's mine 260 00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:27,195 They're gonna try magic on us. 261 00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:28,571 We'd better not go in there. 262 00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:31,324 I don't think they know anything about magic. 263 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:32,659 Let's teach them a lesson. 264 00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:35,120 We'll try their magic. 265 00:16:35,286 --> 00:16:37,789 - It might work. - Then you might score. 266 00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:38,707 You might! 267 00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:39,874 Come on. 268 00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:47,590 Here come the girls. Open the door! 269 00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:53,388 Welcome to our humble lodgings. Please come in. 270 00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:58,893 What a welcome. This must be some kind of a trap. 271 00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:00,603 What have you in mind, 272 00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:02,063 marijuana, cocaine, or brandy? 273 00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:04,190 Of course not! 274 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:06,109 How do you know that? 275 00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:07,819 Keep your mouth shut. 276 00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:12,532 How do you like this little dolly? 277 00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:15,285 - It's gorgeous! - Can I have a look? 278 00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:17,620 Let me see! She's beautiful 279 00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:21,249 - She looks like you! - Really? 280 00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:22,584 Yeah, she does. 281 00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:25,920 - Is there anything special about it? - Yes. 282 00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:29,424 It is a special look, there's another one here! 283 00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:32,093 He's staring at you. 284 00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:34,929 - Come on. - What are you doing? 285 00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:35,638 We'll show you some good stuff. 286 00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:38,725 - Come on. - Look, it's over there. 287 00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:42,854 I love you. Two hearts in one. 288 00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:44,564 The one in red. 289 00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:54,240 Honey... Darling... 290 00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:56,618 One more time. 291 00:17:58,036 --> 00:17:59,788 Macho man... 292 00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:01,748 Are you crazy? 293 00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:04,250 Hold it. Have you ever been dumped? 294 00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:06,711 I haven't even been in love before. 295 00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:10,465 Now, you're in trouble, falling in love with me. 296 00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:12,133 I love you. 297 00:18:12,342 --> 00:18:14,719 Sandy, don't be so selfish! 298 00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:17,388 Don't you dare insult him! 299 00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:19,682 Stop! Don't hurt him, or I'll dump you! 300 00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:21,142 Please don't! 301 00:18:23,812 --> 00:18:25,939 Why am I holding you?! 302 00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:29,692 - Great. - You were all over him 303 00:18:30,485 --> 00:18:32,237 What was that? Why didn't you stop me? 304 00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:34,030 Let me try 305 00:18:34,197 --> 00:18:36,324 Friends don't count when there's broads 306 00:18:36,491 --> 00:18:38,743 - Selfish creep. - You want them all? 307 00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:41,287 - You bet. - What about me? 308 00:18:46,835 --> 00:18:48,920 He's got all of them! 309 00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:51,631 Take it easy. One by one 310 00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:54,843 Come on in. 311 00:18:58,847 --> 00:18:59,806 Lucky bastard. 312 00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:03,685 Let me be the first. 313 00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:08,857 Did you hear that? It works! 314 00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:13,862 Well, anyone else know bad magic? 315 00:19:14,028 --> 00:19:15,363 He... 316 00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:16,406 What about you? 317 00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:18,825 - No, I don't know. - No? 318 00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:21,995 - It's your friend's. - It's your friend's. 319 00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:25,623 - It's your friend's. - It's your friend's. 320 00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:28,543 It's your friend's. 321 00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:30,712 Let's take a look. 322 00:19:33,256 --> 00:19:37,093 I'm sorry, I won't do it again. I promise! 323 00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:39,262 I won't do it again. I swear I'll behave. 324 00:19:42,307 --> 00:19:43,850 Are we still going for lunch? 325 00:20:05,914 --> 00:20:06,873 Yes? 326 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:08,708 Superintendent! 327 00:20:10,919 --> 00:20:12,295 Fast Buck! 328 00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:19,594 Fast Buck? 329 00:20:21,012 --> 00:20:22,931 I got a call from Superintendent Cho. 330 00:20:23,097 --> 00:20:24,724 An informer has some valuable 331 00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:27,602 information for the department. 332 00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:31,064 - Will you give me some backup? - No way. 333 00:20:32,315 --> 00:20:34,776 Fast Buck, look at me. 334 00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:36,945 What, you wanna tell me 335 00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:39,405 you see only me in your eyes? 336 00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,908 I don't. It's not that at all. 337 00:20:42,116 --> 00:20:43,243 I wanna see how a brave man like you 338 00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:45,620 became such a coward. 339 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:47,288 I'm not a coward. 340 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,457 I just don't want to be deceived 341 00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:51,459 or used again. 342 00:20:52,794 --> 00:20:55,630 Right. When I needed some help 343 00:20:55,797 --> 00:20:57,632 you were the one I turned to. 344 00:20:58,466 --> 00:21:00,802 I'm very disappointed. 345 00:21:01,219 --> 00:21:02,303 But I know... 346 00:21:02,637 --> 00:21:04,639 even if I get killed 347 00:21:04,806 --> 00:21:06,557 I'll die with no regrets. 348 00:21:07,225 --> 00:21:10,853 I'll tell you something, it's one thing to help your true love 349 00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:15,441 but to help someone in return for her love is another thing. 350 00:21:15,984 --> 00:21:17,193 Understand? 351 00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:24,242 Understand? 352 00:21:52,937 --> 00:21:54,314 Ready? 353 00:22:42,570 --> 00:22:43,738 He's over there. 354 00:22:48,076 --> 00:22:49,494 Okay, let's go. 355 00:23:16,145 --> 00:23:17,897 Let me. 356 00:25:29,612 --> 00:25:32,532 He's over there! Hurry! 357 00:25:49,382 --> 00:25:51,676 Where did you send the letter? 358 00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:53,469 To Hong Kong. 359 00:25:53,636 --> 00:25:55,763 Where in Hong Kong? 360 00:26:00,851 --> 00:26:03,271 Let's take him to hospital first. 361 00:26:06,274 --> 00:26:09,026 Too late, he's dead. 362 00:26:11,028 --> 00:26:12,947 At least you managed to kill him, 363 00:26:13,114 --> 00:26:15,533 though he was picked up by that boat. 364 00:26:16,450 --> 00:26:18,160 We'll take care of it. 365 00:26:18,327 --> 00:26:22,707 No need. My men will fix it. 366 00:26:23,082 --> 00:26:26,460 I want you to kill a man in Hong Kong. 367 00:26:26,961 --> 00:26:28,337 His name's Lau, here's some background... 368 00:26:28,504 --> 00:26:31,215 and collect a registered letter 369 00:26:31,382 --> 00:26:33,134 from this address. 370 00:26:33,301 --> 00:26:35,886 We found the receipt for the letter in the bastard's room. 371 00:26:36,053 --> 00:26:36,971 It may contain evidence 372 00:26:37,138 --> 00:26:39,682 of our operation. 373 00:26:39,974 --> 00:26:42,143 We're killers, not postmen. 374 00:26:42,476 --> 00:26:46,897 All right, make sure you kill whoever the letter was sent to. 375 00:26:47,231 --> 00:26:48,524 That will make sure 376 00:26:48,691 --> 00:26:51,485 the letter is useless. 377 00:27:30,483 --> 00:27:32,443 Girls, who are you looking for? 378 00:27:40,034 --> 00:27:42,161 Sorry, I don't understand. 379 00:27:48,084 --> 00:27:49,960 You're not girls! 380 00:28:39,802 --> 00:28:42,596 Hey, is this a kung fu lesson? 381 00:28:42,763 --> 00:28:45,015 I'm a kung fu master. 382 00:28:45,182 --> 00:28:46,976 Maybe you'll recognize my style. 383 00:28:47,184 --> 00:28:48,436 Let me teach you. 384 00:28:50,938 --> 00:28:52,857 Fast Buck, are they broads? 385 00:28:53,023 --> 00:28:54,483 I haven't found out. 386 00:29:02,533 --> 00:29:05,035 Good job! I know how to dance, 387 00:29:05,202 --> 00:29:07,788 or I'd have fainted already. 388 00:29:13,085 --> 00:29:14,628 Sorry, the dance is over. 389 00:29:46,327 --> 00:29:47,036 What's going on? 390 00:29:47,203 --> 00:29:48,829 We must get back to Hong Kong. 391 00:29:48,996 --> 00:29:49,997 Really?! 392 00:29:50,956 --> 00:29:53,667 Yes, and you better hurry! 393 00:29:53,834 --> 00:29:55,419 The others are having a massage. 394 00:29:55,586 --> 00:29:56,837 Just go get them! 395 00:29:57,004 --> 00:29:58,005 Right 396 00:30:00,341 --> 00:30:03,886 When we're together, don't you feel secure? 397 00:30:05,179 --> 00:30:06,096 What's that? 398 00:30:08,349 --> 00:30:09,809 Okay, it's me that feels secure. 399 00:30:10,184 --> 00:30:12,353 Cut out the nonsense and start packing. 400 00:30:42,258 --> 00:30:44,301 Be careful. Don't miss anything. 401 00:30:44,468 --> 00:30:45,386 Yes, boss. 402 00:30:50,474 --> 00:30:53,185 - Don't worry, boss. - We can handle it, boss. 403 00:31:01,068 --> 00:31:02,820 No fishing here - go away! 404 00:31:02,987 --> 00:31:04,822 Okay, we're just leaving! 405 00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:07,843 Freeze! 406 00:32:10,346 --> 00:32:11,513 Police! 407 00:32:16,393 --> 00:32:19,396 How many can you take with six bullets? 408 00:32:22,149 --> 00:32:23,233 Don't move! 409 00:32:25,611 --> 00:32:27,655 Freeze! What about eighteen bullets? 410 00:32:29,198 --> 00:32:30,991 Do you have eighteen men here? 411 00:32:31,158 --> 00:32:34,244 See? Hit the jackpot first time out together. 412 00:32:34,411 --> 00:32:36,664 You bet. Smooth as silk. 413 00:32:36,830 --> 00:32:38,666 No wonder they call you Lucky. 414 00:32:39,792 --> 00:32:41,543 You! Don't move! 415 00:32:53,806 --> 00:32:54,932 Don't move! 416 00:32:55,808 --> 00:32:56,892 Freeze! 417 00:33:05,526 --> 00:33:06,527 Get over there! 418 00:33:09,405 --> 00:33:12,074 All on that side! 419 00:33:19,039 --> 00:33:20,207 Get him! 420 00:33:20,874 --> 00:33:22,501 Hold it! Don't move! 421 00:33:34,972 --> 00:33:36,265 Come on... 422 00:33:36,849 --> 00:33:39,518 you'd have to be a klutz to miss from this range. 423 00:33:44,064 --> 00:33:47,943 At least we'll die together. What do you say, officers? 424 00:33:48,110 --> 00:33:49,153 Don't move! 425 00:33:55,743 --> 00:33:56,535 What now? 426 00:33:56,702 --> 00:33:58,203 Empty your guns 427 00:33:58,370 --> 00:34:00,039 so they're no use to them. 428 00:34:13,010 --> 00:34:16,597 - Do we have to use our fists? - Do you know how to scrap? 429 00:34:16,764 --> 00:34:18,974 Yeah, but only two at a time. 430 00:34:19,141 --> 00:34:21,935 I'll beat that, I can handle three. 431 00:34:22,186 --> 00:34:23,771 What about the rest? 432 00:34:24,271 --> 00:34:27,191 Come on, prove you can take nine. 433 00:34:27,941 --> 00:34:29,068 Get them! 434 00:36:36,737 --> 00:36:37,863 Take him! 435 00:37:32,251 --> 00:37:34,962 Freeze! Police! Don't move! 436 00:37:35,128 --> 00:37:37,172 Don't shoot, it'll go up in flames. 437 00:37:38,465 --> 00:37:40,342 Don't move, police! 438 00:37:41,426 --> 00:37:44,638 - All right, book'em! - Yeah, come on. 439 00:37:48,809 --> 00:37:50,185 You have the right to remain silent. 440 00:37:50,352 --> 00:37:53,313 Anything you say may be used in evidence. 441 00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:56,108 Have you got anything to say? Take them away. 442 00:37:58,235 --> 00:37:59,361 Move it. 443 00:38:01,989 --> 00:38:03,991 Flowers are cheap today. 444 00:38:04,157 --> 00:38:07,661 Cheaper than yesterday. 445 00:38:07,828 --> 00:38:10,789 Who's there? Show your ID card. Do you hear me? 446 00:38:10,956 --> 00:38:11,707 May I ask... 447 00:38:11,873 --> 00:38:13,500 No questions. 448 00:38:13,667 --> 00:38:16,837 Don't bother me. You're paid, so buzz off! 449 00:38:18,588 --> 00:38:19,965 I don't need 450 00:38:20,132 --> 00:38:21,425 whatever you're selling! 451 00:38:21,591 --> 00:38:23,218 Please open up, mister. 452 00:38:23,885 --> 00:38:27,597 What a beautiful voice. I wonder what she looks like? 453 00:38:29,850 --> 00:38:32,561 I told you it would work, it always does, right? 454 00:38:33,020 --> 00:38:35,314 What is it? A message for me? 455 00:38:37,733 --> 00:38:39,359 I know my rights. 456 00:38:39,526 --> 00:38:41,778 You need a warrant. 457 00:38:43,030 --> 00:38:46,199 Cool it, we have a warrant. Here, take a look. 458 00:38:46,366 --> 00:38:48,035 If you like, call HQ. 459 00:38:48,201 --> 00:38:50,537 They'll explain. 460 00:38:50,704 --> 00:38:52,122 We're from Special Branch 461 00:38:52,289 --> 00:38:54,041 Hong Kong police. 462 00:38:54,207 --> 00:38:56,585 I'm Inspector Woo 463 00:38:56,793 --> 00:38:57,836 and this is my partner, Rick. 464 00:38:58,003 --> 00:38:59,671 Sorry, must be sure. 465 00:38:59,838 --> 00:39:02,299 Can't tell cops from robbers these days. 466 00:39:04,217 --> 00:39:05,552 Do you live here alone? 467 00:39:05,719 --> 00:39:07,054 No, I rent a room to 468 00:39:07,220 --> 00:39:09,890 an opera colleague, Chi-chi Wang. 469 00:39:10,057 --> 00:39:11,350 It's her we're looking for. 470 00:39:11,516 --> 00:39:13,727 I don't know if she's up. 471 00:39:18,899 --> 00:39:21,068 - What's wrong? - Nothing's wrong! 472 00:39:21,234 --> 00:39:23,070 She's changing. 473 00:39:23,236 --> 00:39:24,905 If I didn't scream she'd think I was peeping! 474 00:39:25,364 --> 00:39:26,656 I think you peep at her everyday. 475 00:39:26,823 --> 00:39:28,367 - You... - What's up? 476 00:39:29,159 --> 00:39:30,285 Sorry. You creep! 477 00:39:30,744 --> 00:39:33,872 - Are you Chi-chi Wang? - Yes 478 00:39:34,414 --> 00:39:35,999 We want a word with her alone. 479 00:39:36,166 --> 00:39:39,294 So take a walk, or go and get a haircut. 480 00:39:39,503 --> 00:39:41,755 Don't give me that crap! We're like brother and sister. 481 00:39:41,922 --> 00:39:45,050 We share our problems. 482 00:39:45,217 --> 00:39:47,761 Miss Wang may be involved in a murder. 483 00:39:47,928 --> 00:39:51,014 - What? - I will take a walk. 484 00:39:51,473 --> 00:39:53,100 You can't leave now. 485 00:39:54,184 --> 00:39:56,436 What murder did you say? 486 00:39:56,603 --> 00:39:59,439 Melvin Ma was murdered in Pattaya. 487 00:39:59,981 --> 00:40:03,026 - Melvin was murdered? - That idiot! 488 00:40:03,944 --> 00:40:05,195 I wouldn't speak ill of the dead. 489 00:40:05,362 --> 00:40:06,863 I'm still a happy man, 490 00:40:07,030 --> 00:40:08,782 doesn't matter if he's dead or alive 491 00:40:08,949 --> 00:40:10,659 - His death... - Shut up! 492 00:40:10,867 --> 00:40:12,119 Watch your manners. 493 00:40:12,285 --> 00:40:13,870 Do you want me to co-operate? 494 00:40:14,037 --> 00:40:16,623 If you want to be co-operative 495 00:40:16,790 --> 00:40:18,667 then keep your mouth shut! 496 00:40:19,501 --> 00:40:22,170 I can't! What about my bad breath? 497 00:40:22,337 --> 00:40:24,172 My mouth needs some ventilation. 498 00:40:28,051 --> 00:40:30,971 Miss Wang, we'd like to know 499 00:40:31,138 --> 00:40:33,598 if Mr. Ma wrote to you recently. 500 00:40:33,765 --> 00:40:35,434 Yes, he usually sent 501 00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:37,811 one or two letters a week. 502 00:40:37,978 --> 00:40:40,313 But we were just friends 503 00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:42,190 Would you show us the letters? 504 00:40:42,357 --> 00:40:44,443 They may hold a clue. 505 00:40:44,609 --> 00:40:46,987 All right, I'll get them for you 506 00:40:47,946 --> 00:40:50,198 But if you want to learn about writing love letters, 507 00:40:50,365 --> 00:40:52,576 a writing guide offers better value. 508 00:40:52,742 --> 00:40:54,578 Ma was absolutely disgusting! 509 00:40:54,744 --> 00:40:56,913 He described women as ashtrays 510 00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:59,207 You're my ashtray, 511 00:40:59,416 --> 00:41:01,334 I'm a cigarette perched on your rim. 512 00:41:01,501 --> 00:41:04,296 Be patient, I'll soon drop into your arms. 513 00:41:04,463 --> 00:41:06,673 Don't you think that's disgusting? 514 00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:09,259 So you read her letters? 515 00:41:10,135 --> 00:41:12,137 They're all here. 516 00:41:20,061 --> 00:41:23,273 - Is this all of them? - They're all I have. 517 00:41:24,357 --> 00:41:26,151 I don't think it's arrived. 518 00:41:26,526 --> 00:41:28,653 Miss Wang, apart from us, 519 00:41:28,820 --> 00:41:30,197 there are some crooks 520 00:41:30,363 --> 00:41:32,699 also interested in a letter from him. 521 00:41:32,866 --> 00:41:33,867 Really?! 522 00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:36,745 I told you that Ma was up to no good. 523 00:41:36,912 --> 00:41:38,747 See? Now we're in trouble! 524 00:41:38,914 --> 00:41:40,957 It's too dangerous to stay here, 525 00:41:41,124 --> 00:41:44,127 so we think you should move out. 526 00:41:44,294 --> 00:41:46,755 Move out? Where to? 527 00:41:46,922 --> 00:41:47,506 Where? 528 00:41:47,672 --> 00:41:49,633 We'll put you in a safe place. 529 00:41:49,799 --> 00:41:51,760 Please go and pack some clothes. 530 00:41:55,013 --> 00:41:57,390 That goes for you, too 531 00:41:57,641 --> 00:41:59,518 No. It's my home. 532 00:41:59,684 --> 00:42:02,103 I was born here. I'm not moving out. 533 00:42:02,270 --> 00:42:04,064 If you don't, you will die here. 534 00:42:04,231 --> 00:42:06,733 What? Who'd wanna kill me?. 535 00:42:06,900 --> 00:42:09,444 They don't play games. They're killers. 536 00:42:09,611 --> 00:42:12,322 They're animals, then. I can outsmart them. 537 00:42:12,489 --> 00:42:14,824 Man is a superior creature... 538 00:42:14,991 --> 00:42:16,409 Shut up and get ready. 539 00:42:16,576 --> 00:42:17,744 It's for your own good. 540 00:42:17,911 --> 00:42:20,789 Don't you worry, I can manage! 541 00:42:20,956 --> 00:42:24,251 I've known how to take care of myself ever since my childhood. 542 00:42:24,834 --> 00:42:26,920 Johnny, haven't you packed? 543 00:42:27,087 --> 00:42:28,421 The devil himself 544 00:42:28,588 --> 00:42:29,673 couldn't scare me away! 545 00:42:29,839 --> 00:42:32,008 You'll be safe to stay with me here. 546 00:42:32,175 --> 00:42:34,261 I'll protect you. 547 00:42:34,928 --> 00:42:36,221 I think we should leave. 548 00:42:37,097 --> 00:42:38,932 No. I'll stay here 549 00:42:39,099 --> 00:42:40,600 to take your calls. 550 00:42:41,643 --> 00:42:44,104 Barbara, can you two go downstairs first? 551 00:42:44,271 --> 00:42:45,730 All right, come on. 552 00:42:54,698 --> 00:42:57,075 Look, don't try using force, it won't work. 553 00:42:57,242 --> 00:43:00,161 You could get hurt. 554 00:43:01,496 --> 00:43:04,749 I'll show you how these crooks work people over. 555 00:43:04,916 --> 00:43:07,460 What, you mean guns or kung fu?. 556 00:43:16,886 --> 00:43:19,472 Are you trying to castrate Cho? 557 00:43:19,639 --> 00:43:20,557 This is not castration. 558 00:43:20,724 --> 00:43:22,225 He may become impotent 559 00:43:22,434 --> 00:43:24,936 or constipated, or maybe both. 560 00:43:25,186 --> 00:43:28,148 Concentrate. This doll's Superintendent Cho. 561 00:43:33,236 --> 00:43:34,529 Checkmate. 562 00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:50,545 Let's go over there. 563 00:43:54,507 --> 00:43:55,759 How did it taste? 564 00:43:56,426 --> 00:43:58,094 You can find out yourself. 565 00:43:58,261 --> 00:43:59,638 Those moves don't count. 566 00:43:59,804 --> 00:44:00,722 Are you kidding? 567 00:44:01,139 --> 00:44:03,600 What game are you trying to play? 568 00:44:03,767 --> 00:44:06,561 Listen, you need brains to play chess. 569 00:44:06,728 --> 00:44:09,522 If every move has to count, flip coins, then-- 570 00:44:09,689 --> 00:44:12,233 - I've had enough! - What's wrong? 571 00:44:13,318 --> 00:44:14,653 Get out of the way! 572 00:44:16,655 --> 00:44:19,532 Stop staring. And stop playing with toys. 573 00:44:23,161 --> 00:44:24,204 Hide it! 574 00:44:29,125 --> 00:44:31,878 - It's a man. - So what? 575 00:44:35,215 --> 00:44:37,842 You little bugger. 576 00:44:39,761 --> 00:44:41,554 - No! - Come back here! 577 00:44:41,721 --> 00:44:43,890 Please! Remember my foot. 578 00:44:44,057 --> 00:44:45,058 It's still hurting. 579 00:44:45,225 --> 00:44:48,061 - One more word... and I'll kill you! - Come on 580 00:44:49,604 --> 00:44:51,981 - Who is it? - Okay, I'll get it 581 00:44:54,067 --> 00:44:56,027 Make it a woman! 582 00:45:05,578 --> 00:45:08,206 Sorry, Miss. Are you all right? 583 00:45:09,416 --> 00:45:11,960 - Is this... - Yes! This is the right place. 584 00:45:12,127 --> 00:45:13,378 You can even stay overnight. 585 00:45:13,545 --> 00:45:15,714 No problem. 586 00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:16,715 What's your name? 587 00:45:16,881 --> 00:45:18,675 I'm Rome, short for Romeo. 588 00:45:18,842 --> 00:45:22,137 His real name is Rum... My real name... 589 00:45:23,763 --> 00:45:26,891 You see? You see? 590 00:45:27,934 --> 00:45:30,562 - A girl look! - You're all the same. 591 00:45:32,981 --> 00:45:36,693 Barbara! We missed you! Where have you been? 592 00:45:39,863 --> 00:45:40,697 Did I say something wrong? 593 00:45:40,864 --> 00:45:43,408 No, you're just stupid. 594 00:45:45,243 --> 00:45:46,745 Can't you just shut up? 595 00:45:46,911 --> 00:45:50,123 - Come on in. - Please come in. 596 00:45:56,921 --> 00:45:59,632 Trading in the old for something new? 597 00:45:59,966 --> 00:46:03,303 What? I've never been his girlfriend. 598 00:46:04,012 --> 00:46:06,014 Only you know 599 00:46:06,181 --> 00:46:08,057 if it's old or new. 600 00:46:08,224 --> 00:46:10,643 If you want to break up then do it. 601 00:46:10,977 --> 00:46:13,605 Don't leave it up in the air. 602 00:46:14,814 --> 00:46:18,735 All right, I won't let other people use me again. 603 00:46:19,235 --> 00:46:22,530 From now on it's me for myself. Everyone else comes second. 604 00:46:23,531 --> 00:46:25,325 I didn't realise, you're actors. 605 00:46:25,492 --> 00:46:27,660 You sound really weird! 606 00:46:29,162 --> 00:46:31,247 I mean, normal people don't speak that way. 607 00:46:31,414 --> 00:46:34,125 Well, unless you're theatre actors. 608 00:46:34,167 --> 00:46:37,420 You don't expect me to stay with these weirdoes? 609 00:46:37,587 --> 00:46:38,880 Don't worry. 610 00:46:39,047 --> 00:46:41,674 I once had to spend a lot of time with them myself 611 00:46:41,841 --> 00:46:44,344 and their behaviors can make you 612 00:46:44,511 --> 00:46:47,180 feel like you're a real woman. 613 00:46:47,347 --> 00:46:49,516 So what are you trying to say? 614 00:46:49,682 --> 00:46:52,185 Can't you keep quiet, or I'll lock you up! 615 00:46:52,352 --> 00:46:55,605 I'd prefer that to losing my virginity! 616 00:46:55,772 --> 00:46:57,941 What do you mean, Curly? 617 00:46:58,107 --> 00:47:01,319 Don't call me names. My name is John 618 00:47:01,486 --> 00:47:04,280 Why are you worrying about your virginity? 619 00:47:04,447 --> 00:47:05,365 I figured that from what she said 620 00:47:05,532 --> 00:47:08,368 your behaviors would make me 621 00:47:08,535 --> 00:47:10,203 feel like a real woman. 622 00:47:10,370 --> 00:47:12,205 Shouldn't I be worried, then? 623 00:47:12,372 --> 00:47:15,291 Really? So you're looking for trouble here. 624 00:47:15,875 --> 00:47:18,086 Fast Buck, where are your manners? 625 00:47:20,547 --> 00:47:23,216 That'll teach him. 626 00:47:23,383 --> 00:47:26,052 You're all educated, teach him some manners. 627 00:47:26,219 --> 00:47:30,014 Why don't we take a walk in the garden? 628 00:47:31,182 --> 00:47:31,808 Sorry, no. 629 00:47:31,975 --> 00:47:34,561 That sweet talk won't work! 630 00:47:34,727 --> 00:47:37,063 You should know 631 00:47:37,230 --> 00:47:38,273 how she feels about all of you. 632 00:47:38,439 --> 00:47:39,899 Shut up! 633 00:47:40,066 --> 00:47:42,944 You might stop me talking, but not thinking. 634 00:47:47,740 --> 00:47:48,867 Hold this. 635 00:47:50,743 --> 00:47:52,203 I'll shut him up. 636 00:47:55,081 --> 00:47:57,375 They'll both have to stay here for a while. 637 00:47:58,042 --> 00:48:00,420 And... and you? 638 00:48:01,296 --> 00:48:02,589 I'm still on the case. 639 00:48:02,755 --> 00:48:05,466 I thank all of you 640 00:48:05,633 --> 00:48:06,718 on behalf of the police force. 641 00:48:06,885 --> 00:48:09,762 - We don't expect that! - What are friends for? 642 00:48:09,929 --> 00:48:12,599 Just something to grease the palm. 643 00:48:15,101 --> 00:48:17,020 Shut up or I'll shut you up, too. 644 00:48:17,186 --> 00:48:20,690 Since you're staying I'll show you upstairs. 645 00:48:20,857 --> 00:48:23,526 My room's the cleanest room in the house. 646 00:48:23,693 --> 00:48:25,403 It's big enough for two. 647 00:48:25,570 --> 00:48:27,739 You can stay in Kevin's room 648 00:48:27,906 --> 00:48:29,741 and he'll sleep in this living room. 649 00:48:30,700 --> 00:48:32,869 What about me? 650 00:48:33,036 --> 00:48:34,787 I can't be silent any more. 651 00:48:35,038 --> 00:48:36,289 Don't worry, 652 00:48:36,456 --> 00:48:38,875 they'll find a room for you somewhere. 653 00:48:39,042 --> 00:48:39,876 I'm clean and healthy. 654 00:48:40,043 --> 00:48:43,171 I'm particular about where I sleep. 655 00:48:43,338 --> 00:48:45,632 I don't intend to catch the pox! 656 00:48:45,798 --> 00:48:49,886 Weren't you gonna shut him up? He's chattering like a monkey. 657 00:48:50,762 --> 00:48:53,640 Did you concentrate your thoughts on him? 658 00:48:53,806 --> 00:48:55,892 - No. - What were you thinking of? 659 00:49:00,271 --> 00:49:04,108 - That girl. - No wonder she can't speak. 660 00:49:05,652 --> 00:49:08,696 All right, having listened to you, 661 00:49:08,863 --> 00:49:10,239 I've reached a conclusion. 662 00:49:10,531 --> 00:49:13,451 You gentlemen are sheep in wolves' clothing. 663 00:49:13,618 --> 00:49:16,621 Horny but chicken. I think they won't hurt me 664 00:49:16,788 --> 00:49:19,499 - Miss Wang... - It's all right. Don't worry. 665 00:49:19,666 --> 00:49:21,584 I'll be okay. Go back to your job. 666 00:49:21,751 --> 00:49:23,127 I promise I'll stay. 667 00:49:23,670 --> 00:49:25,672 She's right, you'd better go. 668 00:49:25,838 --> 00:49:29,300 As a guardian of the law, your citizens need you. 669 00:49:29,550 --> 00:49:30,718 I'll go to my room. 670 00:49:30,885 --> 00:49:33,221 - I'll carry your case. - Thanks. 671 00:49:33,388 --> 00:49:34,305 You first. 672 00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:37,100 I've got to go. 673 00:49:37,350 --> 00:49:39,852 Anyone gonna see me out to the car? 674 00:49:49,529 --> 00:49:51,948 - Thanks a lot. - A pleasure. 675 00:50:09,882 --> 00:50:10,883 Come on. 676 00:50:15,555 --> 00:50:18,558 One, two, three. 677 00:50:20,101 --> 00:50:22,311 - You hit me! - So what? You fat louse! 678 00:50:22,979 --> 00:50:26,733 - One more step and I'll kill you! - Come on, then! 679 00:50:27,275 --> 00:50:28,901 You're asking for it. 680 00:50:29,068 --> 00:50:30,445 You really hit me! 681 00:50:31,279 --> 00:50:33,656 Stop! 682 00:50:35,742 --> 00:50:39,120 Let go. I wanna kill the bastard. 683 00:50:42,582 --> 00:50:45,209 - Come on! - Leave him alone! Leave him alone! 684 00:50:45,376 --> 00:50:47,420 - How dare you?! - It wasn't me! 685 00:50:49,255 --> 00:50:50,339 Let go... 686 00:50:50,506 --> 00:50:53,843 - Can you stop him, please?! - You're a dead man! 687 00:50:54,010 --> 00:50:57,013 - Stop fighting, will you? - Don't stop me! 688 00:50:57,722 --> 00:50:59,932 Please stop! Don't stop me. 689 00:51:00,099 --> 00:51:01,684 - It wasn't your business! - Let's go! 690 00:51:01,851 --> 00:51:03,811 - You two, stop fighting! - Come on out! 691 00:51:03,978 --> 00:51:06,647 - I'll kill you! - Stop that! Stop that. 692 00:51:07,565 --> 00:51:09,942 - Let me go! - Please stop! 693 00:51:11,027 --> 00:51:11,944 Come on, you fat louse. 694 00:51:12,111 --> 00:51:14,447 I'm gonna kill you! 695 00:51:14,655 --> 00:51:17,492 Stop fighting each other! 696 00:51:17,658 --> 00:51:19,368 No way, I won't 697 00:51:19,535 --> 00:51:22,163 Just put down your hands first. Sure. 698 00:51:25,958 --> 00:51:28,920 - Stop fighting! - Stop fighting! 699 00:51:31,672 --> 00:51:33,216 Serves you right, fatty! 700 00:51:33,382 --> 00:51:35,718 My hands are too hot. 701 00:51:35,885 --> 00:51:37,011 Sorry. 702 00:51:37,720 --> 00:51:40,389 It's none of your business! Go to hell! 703 00:51:43,643 --> 00:51:45,019 Why did you hit Sandy? 704 00:51:46,062 --> 00:51:48,272 Stop! I'll kill you! 705 00:51:50,608 --> 00:51:52,443 What's wrong? 706 00:51:54,695 --> 00:51:57,657 - You all right? - It's blood, but I'll be all right. 707 00:51:57,990 --> 00:51:59,325 You're coughing blood! 708 00:51:59,492 --> 00:52:02,912 It's nothing, cos this is for defending you. 709 00:52:03,329 --> 00:52:05,164 Why did he hit you like that? 710 00:52:05,331 --> 00:52:07,291 I've no idea, but I'm going to die. 711 00:52:07,625 --> 00:52:10,002 Before I die, can you do one thing for me? 712 00:52:10,169 --> 00:52:13,089 - Sure. - I've never kissed a girl before. 713 00:52:13,256 --> 00:52:14,632 Will you kiss me? 714 00:52:15,174 --> 00:52:17,176 Please?! I'm going to die. 715 00:52:22,390 --> 00:52:24,308 Coughing blood? That's my trick! 716 00:52:24,517 --> 00:52:25,726 What will I do, then?! 717 00:52:26,561 --> 00:52:27,937 I thought you forgot, so I did it. 718 00:52:28,104 --> 00:52:30,022 I still haven't kissed her yet. 719 00:52:31,232 --> 00:52:34,652 Stop fighting! I'm really scared. 720 00:52:34,819 --> 00:52:37,196 Why are they not soft? 721 00:52:37,697 --> 00:52:39,031 What was that?! 722 00:52:40,324 --> 00:52:42,118 You crazy sex maniacs! 723 00:52:47,915 --> 00:52:49,041 What's going on? 724 00:52:49,375 --> 00:52:51,460 Miss Wang's found a rat. 725 00:52:51,627 --> 00:52:53,629 She's trying to catch it in her room. 726 00:52:54,797 --> 00:52:55,882 Don't just stand there. Help her! 727 00:52:56,048 --> 00:52:58,634 Chi-chi! I'm coming. 728 00:52:58,885 --> 00:53:01,220 I'll catch it! 729 00:53:01,387 --> 00:53:02,722 I'll protect you! 730 00:53:03,472 --> 00:53:04,891 Where... 731 00:53:07,810 --> 00:53:09,896 Women?! They're hopeless. 732 00:53:20,907 --> 00:53:22,533 More, more. 733 00:53:28,748 --> 00:53:30,791 Watch it, dummy! 734 00:53:59,237 --> 00:54:01,781 There's a fire, help! 735 00:54:03,157 --> 00:54:03,491 There's a fire! 736 00:54:03,658 --> 00:54:05,117 - It's a stick-up - Shut up. 737 00:54:05,284 --> 00:54:08,162 - There's a fire - You all right? 738 00:54:08,329 --> 00:54:09,497 I'm all right. 739 00:54:10,915 --> 00:54:12,458 How come you're all here? 740 00:54:12,625 --> 00:54:14,961 We had to think of you. 741 00:54:15,127 --> 00:54:15,836 Sure. 742 00:54:16,003 --> 00:54:18,631 Don't waste time now. 743 00:54:18,798 --> 00:54:19,757 We've got to find a way out. 744 00:54:19,924 --> 00:54:22,343 We'll jump through the window. 745 00:54:22,802 --> 00:54:24,178 No, it's too hard, 746 00:54:24,345 --> 00:54:25,638 she'll hurt herself 747 00:54:25,805 --> 00:54:28,975 What should we do? Do you have any other ideas? 748 00:54:29,141 --> 00:54:31,769 All right, this is no time for modesty. 749 00:54:31,936 --> 00:54:34,563 Get undressed. We'll make a rope and climb down. 750 00:54:34,730 --> 00:54:36,816 - Okay. - Hurry up! 751 00:54:39,443 --> 00:54:40,861 Why aren't you...? 752 00:54:42,738 --> 00:54:44,740 It's silk. 753 00:54:44,907 --> 00:54:46,701 It won't be any good for making a rope. 754 00:54:46,867 --> 00:54:48,619 Really? Let me have a look. 755 00:54:50,830 --> 00:54:52,498 Silk is highly flammable. 756 00:54:52,665 --> 00:54:55,459 Go and make your body and hair wet! 757 00:54:56,002 --> 00:54:56,669 Just do it! Hurry up! 758 00:54:56,836 --> 00:54:58,587 Go... 759 00:55:00,881 --> 00:55:02,049 Hurry! 760 00:55:02,466 --> 00:55:04,885 We've made it. We've made it. 761 00:55:10,516 --> 00:55:14,020 - Have you made the rope? - Yeah, we have. 762 00:55:14,186 --> 00:55:15,271 Quick! 763 00:55:24,613 --> 00:55:27,199 I've dropped the sheets! 764 00:55:28,034 --> 00:55:29,618 How could you be so careless? 765 00:55:33,539 --> 00:55:35,416 - This place is full of smoke now! - Yes. 766 00:55:35,583 --> 00:55:37,251 Go get a wet towel to seal the door. 767 00:55:37,418 --> 00:55:38,419 - Okay. - Hurry! 768 00:55:38,586 --> 00:55:39,879 Hurry! 769 00:55:40,046 --> 00:55:41,881 Come on, Fast Buck! Hurry up! 770 00:55:42,048 --> 00:55:42,631 Come on, hurry! Hurry! 771 00:55:42,798 --> 00:55:43,924 Hurry! Hurry! 772 00:55:45,092 --> 00:55:47,636 There are no more towels left! 773 00:55:47,803 --> 00:55:50,014 Now what? Here, take this one 774 00:55:55,519 --> 00:55:58,731 - Roundhead's fainted! - It was too much for him. 775 00:56:02,068 --> 00:56:03,486 Fast Buck, you're useless. 776 00:56:03,652 --> 00:56:05,529 Does it work? 777 00:56:05,696 --> 00:56:08,407 The smoke is still pouring in. 778 00:56:08,574 --> 00:56:10,034 What are we gonna do? 779 00:56:10,326 --> 00:56:13,412 We might make it, if we can get out from this door, 780 00:56:13,579 --> 00:56:14,914 but I've got an idea. 781 00:56:15,081 --> 00:56:15,706 What is it? 782 00:56:15,873 --> 00:56:17,291 But it can only save one person. 783 00:56:17,458 --> 00:56:18,626 Lie underwater in the bath tub, 784 00:56:18,793 --> 00:56:21,087 and use this straw to breathe. 785 00:56:21,462 --> 00:56:23,089 Not you, you coward. 786 00:56:23,255 --> 00:56:26,425 It's not for me. We must save Miss Wang. 787 00:56:26,592 --> 00:56:29,011 Go and do what Kevin just said. 788 00:56:29,178 --> 00:56:30,930 We'll try and get out of here 789 00:56:31,097 --> 00:56:32,890 to find some extinguishers 790 00:56:34,100 --> 00:56:37,269 - There's no time to hesitate. Quick! - Right? 791 00:56:44,235 --> 00:56:45,736 Go on, hurry. 792 00:56:54,078 --> 00:56:56,122 Come on, lift Roundhead. 793 00:57:02,294 --> 00:57:03,796 Miss Wang, why aren't you in the tub yet? 794 00:57:03,963 --> 00:57:05,631 Hurry up! 795 00:57:05,798 --> 00:57:07,133 Come on! Let's go. 796 00:57:11,762 --> 00:57:12,888 You first 797 00:57:18,602 --> 00:57:19,812 We've made it this time. 798 00:57:25,818 --> 00:57:27,153 What's that? Something's burning? 799 00:57:27,319 --> 00:57:29,864 Nothing's wrong. Go back inside. 800 00:57:31,657 --> 00:57:32,658 Come on. 801 00:58:26,253 --> 00:58:27,713 Have you put out the fire? 802 00:58:28,130 --> 00:58:30,799 Not yet. It's still burning. 803 00:58:37,097 --> 00:58:38,349 I meant... 804 00:58:45,814 --> 00:58:48,943 Help yourselves, don't wait for me. 805 00:58:49,109 --> 00:58:51,946 I should really thank you for saving my life. 806 00:58:53,489 --> 00:58:54,740 - What? - Nothing. 807 00:58:54,907 --> 00:58:56,075 Sit down, then. 808 00:59:00,746 --> 00:59:03,040 - Do you think I'm an idiot? - Of course! 809 00:59:03,624 --> 00:59:06,418 That's fine. I just wanted to make it clear. 810 00:59:06,585 --> 00:59:07,586 Sit down. 811 00:59:10,297 --> 00:59:11,799 What are you talking about? 812 00:59:12,049 --> 00:59:14,927 Nothing. Just kidding around. Tuck in. 813 00:59:15,094 --> 00:59:17,012 - Tuck in, Miss Wang. - Tuck in. 814 00:59:23,727 --> 00:59:27,690 Don't worry, I just wanna get rid of this chicken's bottom. 815 00:59:27,856 --> 00:59:29,775 Miss, you're a great cook. 816 00:59:29,942 --> 00:59:32,611 I agree. She's also beautiful and tasty. 817 00:59:33,112 --> 00:59:34,613 What did you say? 818 00:59:34,947 --> 00:59:36,156 Say that again. 819 00:59:36,824 --> 00:59:38,117 I said the price 820 00:59:38,284 --> 00:59:39,201 of houses is so low. 821 00:59:39,368 --> 00:59:40,828 We could save up enough 822 00:59:40,995 --> 00:59:42,288 to buy a new apartment. 823 00:59:42,454 --> 00:59:44,873 I meant to say the chicken's tough, 824 00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:45,958 so I ate it all. 825 00:59:46,125 --> 00:59:47,876 - All right? - What? 826 00:59:48,043 --> 00:59:49,587 - What did I say? - Nonsense. 827 00:59:49,753 --> 00:59:51,130 Guess it was. 828 00:59:52,590 --> 00:59:56,093 I heard what you said, I can't be tasty, 829 00:59:56,260 --> 00:59:58,971 it's the wrong word, but you could say my food's tasty. 830 00:59:59,138 --> 00:59:59,680 I see. 831 00:59:59,847 --> 01:00:02,391 You look so good I'd like to eat you. 832 01:00:03,267 --> 01:00:06,103 Roundhead, you're rambling again. 833 01:00:07,730 --> 01:00:08,814 Okay, I'll get it right. 834 01:00:09,023 --> 01:00:09,648 Last night, 835 01:00:09,815 --> 01:00:12,985 when we saw your body, we loved it. 836 01:00:13,652 --> 01:00:15,696 He's only kidding. 837 01:00:15,863 --> 01:00:19,908 I'd like to take this opportunity to welcome you to our house. 838 01:00:20,075 --> 01:00:21,160 Welcome! 839 01:00:21,327 --> 01:00:23,329 And there'll be no more fires. 840 01:00:23,495 --> 01:00:26,498 Yeah, because we never use the same trick twice! 841 01:00:28,417 --> 01:00:31,086 I'll shut up and eat my food. 842 01:00:32,004 --> 01:00:34,298 We're going to the rehearsal after lunch. 843 01:00:34,465 --> 01:00:36,383 Anyone want to join us? 844 01:00:36,550 --> 01:00:40,095 But we wouldn't know what to do on the stage. 845 01:00:40,512 --> 01:00:43,307 Pity, there are lots of pretty girls. 846 01:00:44,099 --> 01:00:45,976 It doesn't hurt to learn acting, does it? 847 01:00:49,647 --> 01:00:51,899 Our jobs cost taxpayers millions. 848 01:00:52,066 --> 01:00:52,983 I don't think so. 849 01:00:53,150 --> 01:00:54,151 Then you're wrong. 850 01:00:54,360 --> 01:00:56,153 Your monthly salary, rent for quarters, 851 01:00:56,320 --> 01:00:58,030 your gun and bullets, 852 01:00:58,197 --> 01:01:00,449 they all cost money. 853 01:01:00,616 --> 01:01:01,533 All right, carry on. 854 01:01:01,700 --> 01:01:04,119 All this money is meant to 855 01:01:04,286 --> 01:01:05,996 protect good citizens from crime, 856 01:01:06,163 --> 01:01:09,667 but we're doing the reverse. We're protecting criminals! 857 01:01:09,833 --> 01:01:12,086 I'm fed up with those damn cops. 858 01:01:12,252 --> 01:01:14,421 So-called police protection. 859 01:01:14,630 --> 01:01:17,299 I've lost $40 million because of them 860 01:01:17,633 --> 01:01:19,343 Good job, I can trust you. 861 01:01:19,885 --> 01:01:20,886 Have you sorted it out? 862 01:01:21,053 --> 01:01:24,306 All sorted. Every family, 20 grand a month. 863 01:01:25,849 --> 01:01:28,769 I'm going out, don't let the cops follow. 864 01:01:41,573 --> 01:01:43,033 Let's go. 865 01:02:35,669 --> 01:02:37,963 That's not Lau. 866 01:02:38,130 --> 01:02:40,841 It must be. Let's take a look. 867 01:02:47,639 --> 01:02:48,807 Turn back! 868 01:03:30,891 --> 01:03:32,309 The motorbikes! 869 01:05:29,509 --> 01:05:31,678 The world's full of dead heroes. 870 01:05:31,845 --> 01:05:33,472 Don't be a hero. 871 01:05:33,680 --> 01:05:35,432 I can kill you any minute. 872 01:05:35,599 --> 01:05:37,309 But I don't kill for no money. 873 01:05:37,851 --> 01:05:39,311 I'm no hero, I'm a cop. 874 01:05:39,478 --> 01:05:40,896 One of us will get you. 875 01:05:41,063 --> 01:05:42,648 You fool! 876 01:05:54,034 --> 01:05:55,827 Your orders were to protect Lau 877 01:05:55,994 --> 01:05:59,373 but he was killed right in front of you. 878 01:05:59,539 --> 01:06:00,707 We didn't see it. 879 01:06:00,874 --> 01:06:02,751 Chief. He was already dead. 880 01:06:02,918 --> 01:06:05,754 It was his fault, he tried to shake us off. 881 01:06:05,921 --> 01:06:08,966 Forget it, you're off the case. 882 01:06:09,216 --> 01:06:11,385 You'll help Inspector Woo. 883 01:06:11,551 --> 01:06:12,302 Yes, sir! 884 01:06:12,469 --> 01:06:15,347 Don't forget, your job is to prevent crime. 885 01:06:15,555 --> 01:06:17,015 Understood, sir. 886 01:06:20,352 --> 01:06:21,812 - Hello! - Hi! 887 01:06:22,104 --> 01:06:24,064 Amy will explain what's involved. 888 01:06:24,231 --> 01:06:27,651 I must go to rehearsals. She'll help you. 889 01:06:27,818 --> 01:06:28,860 She's pretty. 890 01:06:29,277 --> 01:06:30,988 Which group would you like to join?. 891 01:06:31,154 --> 01:06:32,447 Don't join the theatre group 892 01:06:32,614 --> 01:06:35,367 or you'll end up as my props! 893 01:06:35,993 --> 01:06:37,035 Theatre group! 894 01:06:37,202 --> 01:06:38,620 You'll regret it. 895 01:06:40,205 --> 01:06:42,708 Fill in these forms, you'll get 896 01:06:42,874 --> 01:06:45,043 your membership card next week. 897 01:06:45,210 --> 01:06:47,546 Amy, you're so helpful. 898 01:06:47,879 --> 01:06:49,381 Okay, that's enough. 899 01:06:49,715 --> 01:06:51,508 Thanks, Amy 900 01:06:56,638 --> 01:06:59,224 Sorry, Amy. I've sprained my wrist so I can't write. 901 01:06:59,391 --> 01:07:02,269 Would you fill it in for me? 902 01:07:02,436 --> 01:07:03,395 Of course. 903 01:07:03,979 --> 01:07:05,647 - Your name? - Alain. 904 01:07:05,814 --> 01:07:06,481 Surname? 905 01:07:06,648 --> 01:07:09,735 It's Delon. Alain Delon 906 01:07:11,069 --> 01:07:13,488 Your parents named you that? 907 01:07:13,655 --> 01:07:15,615 No, as soon as I was born 908 01:07:15,782 --> 01:07:17,993 the nurses called me that. 909 01:07:18,160 --> 01:07:19,953 Don't know why. 910 01:07:20,120 --> 01:07:23,123 But my friends agree the name fits me very well. 911 01:07:23,290 --> 01:07:26,752 - Really. Your birth place? - Canton. 912 01:07:26,918 --> 01:07:29,421 Canton? How do you spell that? 913 01:07:29,588 --> 01:07:31,465 You don't know how to spell Canton? 914 01:07:31,631 --> 01:07:33,175 Let me show you. 915 01:07:35,719 --> 01:07:36,595 Okay. 916 01:07:36,762 --> 01:07:39,347 Fill in the form yourself, you stupid boy. 917 01:07:41,641 --> 01:07:46,271 "Name: Rawhide ID No: 52560136 Age: 28 and 96 months" 918 01:07:46,730 --> 01:07:48,607 Rawhide, your age is wrong 919 01:07:48,774 --> 01:07:49,775 What's wrong with it? 920 01:07:49,941 --> 01:07:51,276 28 and 96 months? 921 01:07:51,651 --> 01:07:54,071 - That's none of your business. - Stop. 922 01:08:00,494 --> 01:08:02,079 "Judo Room" 923 01:08:12,839 --> 01:08:14,758 - Let's change our clothes. - What clothes? 924 01:08:14,925 --> 01:08:16,218 - Judo kits. - So you know Judo? 925 01:08:16,384 --> 01:08:17,928 - No. - Forget it. 926 01:08:18,095 --> 01:08:20,138 - Looks like fun. - Count me out. 927 01:08:20,305 --> 01:08:21,973 Come on! 928 01:08:31,858 --> 01:08:32,651 Hello, Miss. 929 01:08:32,818 --> 01:08:34,152 Find a place and sit down. 930 01:08:40,117 --> 01:08:42,202 In Judo, you defeat your opponents 931 01:08:42,369 --> 01:08:44,496 by using your brain, not your fists. 932 01:08:44,663 --> 01:08:46,832 Keeping the balance is the key. 933 01:08:46,998 --> 01:08:49,543 I'll do a couple of demonstrations today. 934 01:08:52,420 --> 01:08:54,673 I need a partner, any volunteers?. 935 01:08:57,259 --> 01:08:58,760 Step over here. 936 01:08:59,594 --> 01:09:00,679 Me? 937 01:09:00,846 --> 01:09:03,348 You seem to be pretty tough. 938 01:09:03,515 --> 01:09:06,017 Yeah, you're absolutely right. 939 01:09:40,343 --> 01:09:42,554 You must be tired, sit down. 940 01:09:43,096 --> 01:09:44,723 Not me. On your feet. 941 01:09:46,433 --> 01:09:48,059 Very nice! 942 01:09:53,690 --> 01:09:55,859 She's fantastic. 943 01:09:56,026 --> 01:09:57,652 Who else wants a try? 944 01:09:57,819 --> 01:09:59,112 Me! 945 01:10:02,532 --> 01:10:04,242 How about the big fellow? 946 01:10:04,409 --> 01:10:07,204 Me? No, I can't. 947 01:10:07,412 --> 01:10:08,079 Come on! 948 01:10:08,246 --> 01:10:11,583 Let me demonstrate what's called the deflection move. 949 01:10:11,875 --> 01:10:13,710 Go on, Fast Buck, get a grope. 950 01:10:13,877 --> 01:10:15,545 No, I really can't. 951 01:10:15,712 --> 01:10:18,757 Don't worry, I'll be gentle. Come on. 952 01:10:19,132 --> 01:10:20,425 Come on. 953 01:10:25,722 --> 01:10:29,684 - Please, don't force me. - Come on. 954 01:10:47,619 --> 01:10:48,787 Sorry. 955 01:10:48,954 --> 01:10:51,289 I'm not used to having a girl on top. 956 01:10:53,875 --> 01:10:54,918 Sorry. 957 01:10:55,210 --> 01:10:56,878 Would anyone else like to try? 958 01:10:58,630 --> 01:11:02,759 Please, show me how to do it! Please, show me! 959 01:11:12,269 --> 01:11:14,145 Kevin, having fun? 960 01:11:15,563 --> 01:11:17,649 I was playing with my fingers. 961 01:11:17,816 --> 01:11:18,191 Not much fun here. 962 01:11:18,358 --> 01:11:19,734 Why is that? 963 01:11:20,110 --> 01:11:22,737 The actors haven't arrived yet 964 01:11:22,904 --> 01:11:24,197 Who plays the lead? 965 01:11:24,781 --> 01:11:28,827 I'm the star, but my co-star, who plays Juliet's brother 966 01:11:28,994 --> 01:11:31,997 and his men are not here yet. 967 01:11:32,163 --> 01:11:35,166 Wait no more. Forget them, we'll do it. 968 01:11:36,376 --> 01:11:37,919 You're the director, shall we begin? 969 01:11:39,671 --> 01:11:42,549 They ought to replace you. You, play Romeo? 970 01:11:42,716 --> 01:11:44,634 - Why not? - Why, yes, you fool? 971 01:11:44,801 --> 01:11:47,512 I know it's a crazy idea... 972 01:11:47,679 --> 01:11:48,346 What? 973 01:11:48,513 --> 01:11:49,931 Sorry, that's the wrong word. 974 01:11:50,098 --> 01:11:52,309 Not crazy, marvelous! 975 01:11:52,475 --> 01:11:55,103 I want to inject new ideas 976 01:11:55,270 --> 01:11:57,355 into this Shakespeare play. 977 01:11:57,522 --> 01:12:00,066 Her beauty needn't be matched by Romeo's, 978 01:12:00,233 --> 01:12:04,362 so it would give hope to a not-so-attractive audience. 979 01:12:04,529 --> 01:12:06,072 Right! 980 01:12:06,239 --> 01:12:09,075 Why don't you let us help you make this masterpiece? 981 01:12:09,242 --> 01:12:13,079 That would be great! You play Juliet's brother and his men. 982 01:12:13,330 --> 01:12:15,290 Just try to make it flow 983 01:12:15,457 --> 01:12:18,043 so Romeo can improve his acting skills. 984 01:12:18,209 --> 01:12:19,461 What? So we're really props, then. 985 01:12:19,627 --> 01:12:23,381 That doesn't matter, does it? Let's start. 986 01:12:23,965 --> 01:12:27,177 Okay, we'll start from where Romeo meets Juliet's brother. 987 01:12:33,224 --> 01:12:34,517 Action! 988 01:12:35,268 --> 01:12:38,229 Romeo, they are coming. 989 01:12:45,737 --> 01:12:49,240 Romeo, so you do have the courage to face reality. 990 01:12:49,407 --> 01:12:52,786 Show me your... Show me your... 991 01:12:53,411 --> 01:12:55,914 - Face! - Your face. 992 01:12:56,081 --> 01:12:57,999 There's love and honesty in my face. 993 01:12:58,166 --> 01:13:01,544 Even if I had no courage that would also show in my face. 994 01:13:01,711 --> 01:13:05,590 Strike him! He's too... He's too... 995 01:13:05,757 --> 01:13:08,468 - Arrogant. - He's too arrogant! 996 01:13:08,635 --> 01:13:09,969 You can't even read, 997 01:13:10,136 --> 01:13:12,347 how can you be on stage? 998 01:13:12,514 --> 01:13:13,765 That's not in the script. 999 01:13:13,932 --> 01:13:14,808 Of course, it's not in the script. 1000 01:13:14,974 --> 01:13:16,142 I said it 1001 01:13:16,309 --> 01:13:18,603 because you're all hopeless. 1002 01:13:18,770 --> 01:13:22,315 They're illiterate, how can we do this? 1003 01:13:22,482 --> 01:13:24,776 Why can't illiterates be actors? 1004 01:13:24,943 --> 01:13:25,902 Do you know all the words? 1005 01:13:26,069 --> 01:13:28,530 Not all of them, but most of them. 1006 01:13:28,696 --> 01:13:31,908 Do you know the word for night soil and water? 1007 01:13:34,327 --> 01:13:35,453 You don't know? 1008 01:13:36,121 --> 01:13:37,038 Fertilizer 1009 01:13:37,205 --> 01:13:39,457 Stuff your face with it. 1010 01:13:39,624 --> 01:13:40,291 There's a shorter word for it. 1011 01:13:40,458 --> 01:13:43,461 This is a very easy word, and you don't know it. 1012 01:13:43,628 --> 01:13:46,089 I tell you, it doesn't even exist. 1013 01:13:46,256 --> 01:13:50,051 Forget it. Let's get on with Romeo and Juliet. 1014 01:13:50,343 --> 01:13:53,680 Look, it's a rehearsal, and we offered to fill in. 1015 01:13:53,847 --> 01:13:55,557 If we blow the lines 1016 01:13:55,723 --> 01:13:57,267 just ignore them, right? 1017 01:13:57,434 --> 01:13:58,435 Good idea! 1018 01:13:59,144 --> 01:14:00,478 Let's continue, then. 1019 01:14:02,147 --> 01:14:05,024 - Where were we? - Who's next? 1020 01:14:05,316 --> 01:14:06,651 He's too arrogant. 1021 01:14:06,818 --> 01:14:09,863 I beg you, brother, please don't fight him. 1022 01:14:10,029 --> 01:14:12,157 If he's hurt, I'll suffer as much as he. 1023 01:14:12,323 --> 01:14:15,201 Juliet, fear not! 1024 01:14:15,368 --> 01:14:17,787 For your love I'd gladly die. 1025 01:14:18,621 --> 01:14:21,124 - Romeo. - Juliet. 1026 01:14:21,291 --> 01:14:25,628 Juliet, I am the leader of the Capulets. 1027 01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:30,216 I cannot bear to see you fall in love with a demon. 1028 01:14:31,134 --> 01:14:36,639 Look at me, this face is so twisted with worry. 1029 01:14:38,183 --> 01:14:41,019 Romeo is not a demon, he's not! 1030 01:14:41,186 --> 01:14:42,896 He is the devil's brother! 1031 01:14:43,062 --> 01:14:45,565 Right! Kill him! Kill the swine! 1032 01:14:51,112 --> 01:14:55,116 I can't take it any more. 1033 01:14:56,034 --> 01:14:57,327 Juliet. 1034 01:14:57,619 --> 01:15:00,538 Romeo, you should be holding her! 1035 01:15:00,705 --> 01:15:03,374 If you don't wanna do that, we can do it. 1036 01:15:03,541 --> 01:15:05,084 Yeah! Are you gay? 1037 01:15:05,418 --> 01:15:07,253 Even gays don't treat a girl like that. 1038 01:15:07,420 --> 01:15:08,213 Say it to him, 1039 01:15:08,379 --> 01:15:10,465 not me! 1040 01:15:10,632 --> 01:15:11,466 Sorry. 1041 01:15:11,633 --> 01:15:13,551 You're sorry? 1042 01:15:13,718 --> 01:15:15,386 Are you really? 1043 01:15:16,179 --> 01:15:17,388 What are you doing? 1044 01:15:17,555 --> 01:15:19,390 It's these glasses. 1045 01:15:19,557 --> 01:15:21,309 I'll go home to get my contact lenses. 1046 01:15:21,476 --> 01:15:24,229 You're Romeo, not Zatoichi the blind swordsman! 1047 01:15:24,395 --> 01:15:25,688 Right? Right. 1048 01:15:26,564 --> 01:15:27,649 If wasn't for art 1049 01:15:27,815 --> 01:15:29,943 I wouldn't be with you Philistines! 1050 01:15:35,406 --> 01:15:36,866 - Your coffee. - Thanks. 1051 01:15:51,506 --> 01:15:54,759 - I've got a letter for Miss Wang. - That's me. 1052 01:15:55,093 --> 01:15:57,262 - Miss Chi-chi Wang? - That's right. 1053 01:15:57,428 --> 01:15:58,930 Sign here. 1054 01:16:09,482 --> 01:16:10,650 Who's the letter for? 1055 01:16:10,817 --> 01:16:12,527 Me, of course. 1056 01:16:13,027 --> 01:16:14,696 Didn't mean to be nosy. 1057 01:16:24,455 --> 01:16:26,624 - Why are you back? - For my contact lenses. 1058 01:16:26,791 --> 01:16:27,959 No need to shout. 1059 01:16:28,126 --> 01:16:30,253 Who's the letter for? 1060 01:16:31,170 --> 01:16:32,630 Shut up, or I'll kick you out. 1061 01:16:32,797 --> 01:16:35,508 Really? Go on, kick me out! 1062 01:16:38,136 --> 01:16:39,637 It's two blank sheets of paper 1063 01:16:41,514 --> 01:16:43,308 You didn't kick me out. 1064 01:16:43,474 --> 01:16:44,601 I'm still here. 1065 01:16:44,976 --> 01:16:46,019 Piss off! 1066 01:16:49,355 --> 01:16:50,732 It's blood, you bastard! 1067 01:16:50,898 --> 01:16:52,275 Maybe you can make me bleed 1068 01:16:52,442 --> 01:16:54,402 but you can never get me out of here with one kick. 1069 01:16:55,987 --> 01:16:58,489 When I was about to shoot, someone came in. 1070 01:17:01,993 --> 01:17:03,119 Let's go. 1071 01:17:15,548 --> 01:17:18,968 Let me do it. You take me to that building, okay? 1072 01:17:28,770 --> 01:17:31,022 Rick, are you all right? 1073 01:17:31,856 --> 01:17:33,733 - A suspicious postman just left. - Really? 1074 01:17:34,692 --> 01:17:35,777 - Where is he? 1075 01:17:36,903 --> 01:17:38,196 I couldn't find him. 1076 01:17:38,905 --> 01:17:39,989 Let's go upstairs first. 1077 01:18:04,180 --> 01:18:05,890 May I help you, sir? 1078 01:18:08,309 --> 01:18:09,394 Where is the toilet? 1079 01:18:09,560 --> 01:18:11,688 - To your right. - Thank you. 1080 01:18:13,398 --> 01:18:14,440 Hello? 1081 01:19:31,476 --> 01:19:32,852 Anyone there? 1082 01:20:46,384 --> 01:20:49,053 You sure? He pointed a gun at you in the toilet? 1083 01:20:49,220 --> 01:20:51,514 Yes, it was a real gun. 1084 01:20:51,681 --> 01:20:52,765 Did he do anything? 1085 01:20:52,932 --> 01:20:56,310 She could've been raped and killed by him! 1086 01:20:56,477 --> 01:20:57,562 Let's take a look. 1087 01:20:57,728 --> 01:20:59,230 It's the ladies toilet. 1088 01:20:59,397 --> 01:21:01,232 That's why we have to take a look. 1089 01:21:01,399 --> 01:21:02,650 I get it. 1090 01:21:06,237 --> 01:21:07,655 What's your hurry? 1091 01:21:11,909 --> 01:21:13,077 That's him. 1092 01:21:13,619 --> 01:21:15,538 Careful, he might have a gun. 1093 01:21:15,705 --> 01:21:17,331 So you are not blind! 1094 01:21:17,498 --> 01:21:20,001 - What did he say? - It's Japanese. 1095 01:21:25,715 --> 01:21:27,091 Freeze! 1096 01:21:43,149 --> 01:21:44,150 Hurry, hurry... 1097 01:21:47,194 --> 01:21:50,531 We've got to save Roundhead, somehow. 1098 01:21:50,865 --> 01:21:52,950 - How? - Distract the guy's attention. 1099 01:21:53,117 --> 01:21:54,577 That's right. Try it. 1100 01:21:54,994 --> 01:21:56,037 All right. 1101 01:21:57,496 --> 01:21:58,789 Hello there! 1102 01:22:01,417 --> 01:22:02,877 I just tried. It didn't work. 1103 01:22:19,644 --> 01:22:21,020 He's out of bullets! 1104 01:22:55,930 --> 01:22:56,931 Hold it! 1105 01:22:57,848 --> 01:22:59,767 Police! Down, everyone! 1106 01:23:14,657 --> 01:23:17,493 I know you're out of ammo so give up. 1107 01:24:27,396 --> 01:24:29,065 Muscles is wounded. 1108 01:24:29,231 --> 01:24:30,524 What do we do? Help him. 1109 01:24:31,609 --> 01:24:33,277 I can't, they have guns. 1110 01:24:33,444 --> 01:24:34,695 Don't worry. 1111 01:24:53,130 --> 01:24:54,507 Go on, get him! 1112 01:25:52,231 --> 01:25:53,315 Painful? 1113 01:25:54,108 --> 01:25:55,734 No, I'll be okay! 1114 01:25:56,694 --> 01:25:58,487 Alright. Let's go. 1115 01:26:04,451 --> 01:26:05,995 How about now? 1116 01:26:07,288 --> 01:26:09,248 I'm okay. It's only blood. 1117 01:26:19,717 --> 01:26:21,260 Painful? 1118 01:26:24,722 --> 01:26:27,975 Nothing. Excuse me! 1119 01:26:52,875 --> 01:26:54,752 You got hurt now. 1120 01:26:59,089 --> 01:27:00,758 It doesn't hurt at all. 1121 01:27:01,175 --> 01:27:03,552 Because my whole damn body is numb. 1122 01:28:47,239 --> 01:28:49,199 Wonderful! Great! Super! 1123 01:28:49,366 --> 01:28:51,452 Who's the smart-ass that pushed me? I didn't. 1124 01:28:51,618 --> 01:28:53,537 You help Muscles. We'll get the other guy. 1125 01:28:53,704 --> 01:28:56,457 We'll get the other guy. 1126 01:28:57,041 --> 01:28:58,208 Come on! 1127 01:29:44,296 --> 01:29:45,255 - Go! - He's still alive. 1128 01:29:45,422 --> 01:29:47,257 Fast Buck, forget the manners! Beat him up! 1129 01:29:47,424 --> 01:29:49,593 Get him! 1130 01:31:42,039 --> 01:31:44,041 Fast Buck, thanks a lot. 1131 01:31:44,208 --> 01:31:45,375 You're welcome. 1132 01:31:46,210 --> 01:31:47,377 Are you all right? 1133 01:31:49,046 --> 01:31:51,590 - It's okay. - Are you all right? 1134 01:31:51,757 --> 01:31:54,051 Let me lock those guys up first. 1135 01:31:54,218 --> 01:31:57,513 Let me! I'll do it! I can do it! 1136 01:31:57,679 --> 01:31:58,764 Move it! 1137 01:32:02,684 --> 01:32:05,646 I don't believe it! I don't believe it! 1138 01:32:05,812 --> 01:32:10,484 I don't believe it! I don't believe it! 1139 01:32:10,651 --> 01:32:14,863 I don't believe it! I don't believe it! 1140 01:32:15,030 --> 01:32:19,535 I don't believe it! I can't believe it! 1141 01:32:19,701 --> 01:32:27,417 I don't believe it! I don't believe it!